Workplaces are basically factories that mass-produce human drama. And today, once again, our office hosted a fresh episode of the Flirty Mom Show.
Meet the characters here. part1、Part2
The Incident
Flirty Mom, now fully comfortable at her job, made her grand entrance with her usual 20-minute-late routine. She sat down, took one breath, and immediately fired this:
“Umm, excuse me? This is wrong, okayyy?”
She then tossed the documents back at Sabolin. No heart emojis in the tone today, yet somehow the attack power was higher.
Sabolin’s Calm Counter
Sabolin glanced at the data for half a second and replied with surgical precision:
“Actually, this part is correct. Looks like the admin input was off.”
Flirty Mom froze for a beat, her real voice accidentally leaking through.
“…Oh. Really?”
The Great Transformation
And here comes the main act. The moment Ira-Kami’s footsteps echoed from down the hall, she switched personas in 0.2 seconds.
“Whaaat? How could thaaat happen? I checked it sooo carefullyyyy…” 🥺
Eyes watery, voice one octave higher, hands clasped in front of her chest. Perfectly synchronized emotional gymnastics. The hostility from 60 seconds ago? Vanished. Ira-Kami, of course, looked very pleased.
The Three Signature Arts of Flirty Mom
- The Tardiness Act: A consistent 20-minute delay. Zero apologies given.
- The Deflection Act: When corrected, she starts by blaming someone else. The classic “Oh? Really?” escape move.
- The Flirty-Voice Act (Boss-Only Version): When Ira-Kami enters her field of vision, her voice transforms automatically.
Something will definitely happen again next time. No preview available.
Meta Description
A comedic office tale featuring the infamous “Flirty Mom,” whose lateness, deflection skills, and boss-only cute voice create daily workplace chaos. A sharp, humorous look at relatable office characters.
Disclaimer
I’m not fluent in English, but I really wanted to share this story. So I tried my best using translation tools to write this post. If you find anything that sounds strange, unnatural, or offensive, please let me know in the comments. I’ll check it carefully, translate your feedback, and fix it. Thank you for reading!
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